• Parents: We know you're under a lot of stress. It's okay if you don't do every bit of homework. Just do what you feel like you can. Even if you get C's, that's okay.
  • Me: *Gets C's*
  • Parents: YOU'RE ABOUT TO FAIL YOUR CLASSES!!!
  • Parents: We know you're really falling behind in English, so for now, just focus on that. You don't have to do all the homework in classes with good grades if it will help you with English.
  • Me: *follows advice*
  • Parents: WHY ARE YOU GETTING ZEROS?!?
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twinstarcrossing:

So my Grandpa really likes Animal Crossing and constantly asks how I’m doing with my town and if he can watch me play. Well today i showed him how to make a new character so he can live in my town and I started upgrading his house and let him pick out all the furniture he liked, and he started his house.
This is it so far <3 
I’m sorry but my grandpa is adorable~

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mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAYAs you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)
Here’s how this will work:
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!
INCLUDED:
MacBook pro
Original box
Charger cable
keyboard cover (blue)
32gb USB stick
Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)
—- REMEMBER, you must follow  ME for your entry to count. —-
.
And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx
Good luck and stay lovely!

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAY

As you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)

Here’s how this will work:

  • You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
  • You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
  • This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!

INCLUDED:

  • MacBook pro
  • Original box
  • Charger cable
  • keyboard cover (blue)
  • 32gb USB stick

Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)

—- REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count. —-

.

And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx

Good luck and stay lovely!

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So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

image

and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

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captainraythegreat:

HEY HO HI WHATS UP
THIS IS MY FIRST GIVEAWAY AND ITS NOT THE BEST GIVEAWAYUNLESS U LIKE STARBUCKS THEN IT ABSOLUTELY IS
PRIZESSS:-Fiiiiiiirst Prize is $20 Starbucks e-Giftcard!!!!-Seeeeecond is $15!!!-Thirdddddd is $10!!!!
RULES:-You gotta follow me-You can reblog and like as much as you want idek as long as you reblog and dont only like it.-You’ll get an extra $5 if you follow my other blog-Don’t do the giveaway blog thing &gt;:l-I really don’t know how this shenanigans works with sending it to other countries tbh but I will try to send it because I think it does-U gotta send me ur email so I can send the card to you. Its a print-out giftcard how exciting wow-End date is May 1st!
WELL I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN AND IM SORRY I CANT AFFORD TO MAKE BIGGER GIFTCARDS ;w;REBLOGGLE AWAY FRIENDS

captainraythegreat:

HEY HO HI WHATS UP

THIS IS MY FIRST GIVEAWAY AND ITS NOT THE BEST GIVEAWAY
UNLESS U LIKE STARBUCKS THEN IT ABSOLUTELY IS

PRIZESSS:
-Fiiiiiiirst Prize is $20 Starbucks e-Giftcard!!!!
-Seeeeecond is $15!!!
-Thirdddddd is $10!!!!

RULES:
-You gotta follow me
-You can reblog and like as much as you want idek as long as you reblog and dont only like it.
-You’ll get an extra $5 if you follow my other blog
-Don’t do the giveaway blog thing >:l
-I really don’t know how this shenanigans works with sending it to other countries tbh but I will try to send it because I think it does
-U gotta send me ur email so I can send the card to you. Its a print-out giftcard how exciting wow
-End date is May 1st!


WELL I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN AND IM SORRY I CANT AFFORD TO MAKE BIGGER GIFTCARDS ;w;
REBLOGGLE AWAY FRIENDS

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mapsontheweb:

How to say “I” in various European languages

mapsontheweb:

How to say “I” in various European languages

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a-little-miss-conception:

nevyns:

I’m in the interesting and innovative packaging fandom. Who’s with me?

packaging can make or break my buying a product

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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chocolatemew:

zimpreg:

characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength

image

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